RSS Feed (xml)Why God allows pain and suffering!!
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard
trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good
conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber
said:
"I don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have
to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these
things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he
didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street
with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered
the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and
untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not
come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too,
DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look
to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
Santa in Intensive care unit
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."
The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."
This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "
Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "
Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."
Replied the other, "Santa."
A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."
Santa responded, "Sagittarius."
Umbrella Thief
A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the
shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way
to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting
next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started yelled, “Umbrella
thief, Umbrella thief.”
The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting
abused and beaten up by other woman loving passengers.
In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his
arms and started walking towards home. Unfortunately the morning lady returning
from work bumped into him.
The lady commented, “Seems, you had a profitable day at work today.”
-- Dinesh Vora
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head.
Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank.
The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did".
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch
in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On
the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are
really ugly."
She was incredibly upset now. The next day the same parrot again said to
her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so upset that she went into the store and said that she would
sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not
good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to
her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
'Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de,
tum kam karte raho....
sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......
promotion ki ummed na karo.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega'
Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur Vinamrata se kehna.......
I am resigning
MAMU
Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......
Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you' ve got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, How are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this strange feeling Inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Colin "Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!! !
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting -
"Colin, wake up you drunken idiot, you're sh*tting in the bed"
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